Jonnie Fazoolie is flat on his back—literally and financially—after placing blind faith in a crypto hacker who’s less a person and more a full-body hallucination. Sato isn’t just a black-hat savant: he’s a living fever dream of sensory overload, a human glitch in the matrix who codes not by logic but by intuition, emotion, and synesthetic chaos. Smells trigger algorithms, colors become encryption keys, and the rules of cybercrime bend around him like magnetic fields.
As Jonnie reels from losing $62 million in crypto and whatever was left of his pride, he chases redemption—or at least a Plan B—through a physics conference melting down into absurdity. While desperate scientists debate prime numbers and the meaning of space-time over shots and smokes, Fazoolie searches for another way in, or the hell out. Sato lingers in his mind like a ghost, or maybe a god, a reminder that in this world, the future belongs to those who feel their way through the code, not those who follow it.
This isn’t about math. It’s about magic, and the price of trusting someone who sees reality through a kaleidoscope, beckoning his marks to join him...
The Novel
Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine
First Reading
Share this post